A Pesky Propaganda

Day 6
Finding the fractitious fiend

Outline as I remember it. My Memory is sometimes not the best.

  • Arrival at prison with Hester Hillmelter.
  • cast spell on Hester Hillmelter to make sure she cooperates with us at her utmost capacity. Wouldn’t want her to decide to backstab us.
  • cast feather fall on Pavel to assist his jump across the “moat” defending the prison.1
  • I just walk in legally through the front door.
  • We find out that the prison is mostly unguarded and arranged in a very bewildering and “unlabeled” way. 2
  • Following Hester Hillmelter we note she knows where shes going.
  • We have found the heinous criminal bolton and I notice he is lacking representation
  • I try and have a friendly conversation with him to represent him and defend him from his actions
  • He gives me sass and states he won’t be arguing any of his charges. Hes in prison and intends to stay that way.
  • I leave and the “real cops” come and start having a “conversation” with him.
  • He freaks out when we tell him hes coming up and eats the back of his hand off.
  • Andraste, being the quick thinker she is, Guts him and pulls out the chewed pieces of skin from his stomach and reattaches the skin to his hand so we can heal his hand to reveal a special symbol.
  • I recognize it as the symbol of the elemental earth cult. Eh
  • We legally remove bolton from prison and take him all the way up to the judges
  • Being from the underneath , I choose a different route to arrive at the courts above.
  • During the judging, Bolton requests representation and as i was already most familiar with the case I volunteered my services. The judge also required a prosecuting witness so as is my legal duty to the law, I presented the evidence in the best possible manner.
  • I expressed Mr.Bolton’s wish to “NOT ARGUING ANY CHARGES” and pled GUILTY. As he requested.
  • The law again brought order. 3

Dreams plague the heroes and we aren’t sure what they mean. Except me. I’m having a grand ole time as usual in the underneath with wholesome breakfast and hearty dinner.

Misrecollections, dutifully repostultated for the sake of prospellection.

1 The “moat” descripulated within was less of a moat, and more of a disposulary chute for the deceased who were to remain deceased as such.

2 The prison is arranged in a perfectly recognisible way, columnar alphabetlets and rowular numerals, only the reorderintation and locationtudes of prisoners cause bewilderments.

3 In the incredible genererousnessity of the Masters of the Baazar, the sentencing and punishmentations of the criminal Bolton were carried out on the Surface, as such, Bolton was depersonalitized and made to be compliant, such is the punishment of the Surfacers, one presumates.

Day 5

Without any guidance from (Robin + titles), the party went to the (philospher’s/revolutionary’s) square. There amongst the shouting of ideas, they spoke with a kindly old constable who lawfully rounded up any svirfneblin females in attendance, pretending to part of some sort of funding group, Andraste told the group that she had bad news for the recently widowed Ms. Hillmelter. Once she was identified, the others were dismissed and the party explained that her husband was killed because of young Benjamin Bolton, she cursed the traitor and promised to take care of it. Not wanting to lose any information to misdirected revenge, the party explained that they would help. As her cooperation began to wane, Pavel responded by revealing their affiliation with the police…but she would not have it, a snitch is one thing she was not. He was however able to regain her cooperation after a brief “resection of unneeded tissue” to “gently encourage compliance”. They continued to travel to the prison, planning on following the little widow into the jail, secretly, until she was able to identify Bolton for the group. Things went in a slightly unexpected direction when Andraste put Prisoner’s Honey on Ms Hillmelter’s finger to ease the stress endured by Pavel’s encouragement, and then Ms Hillmelter, ingesting the honey, predictably, disappeared. Brave Pavel was the first to pursue her, and after an hour or so, reappeared empty handed. The others followed shortly thereafter, with Andraste finally returning with the Widow and her husband’s ring in hand. They then scaled the cliff face below the prison to the side yard, where hard working Robin noticed and rejoined them.

Day 4

They spent their night in the care of their benevolent and generous host, Robin, in the best and safest accomodations within his interest to provide. Upon waking up the heroes found themselves heading into the bazaar seeking Robin’s personal printer, SOME DUDE, and determined his location to be along ladyfinger lane.

They traveled there and encountered one of the many perils of the city, a local jack of smiles, and one of their own fell to their foul blades. Upon stopping the murderous fiend, the outsiders learned that death down in the underground is far less permament than up above as a local surgeon was able to almost effortlessly breath life back into their comrade.

Robin, being a Lawyer and protector of the Law, brought them to the Head quarters of the constabulatory. What a fellow that Robin. With that step they were able to connect an obscure symbol with a family name of the boltons that have made their transport down here known. This vital information would never have been uncovered without Robin’s sage knowledge and connections.

Chasing down their now singular lead, thanks to their new friend Robin, lead them to the home of the boltons. But too late. They find a poisoned and injured Bolton senior in the home. Babbling and confused we find that the word Bolton seems to trigger a sense of forgetfulness. The criminal criminal has poisoned his family members in an attempt to cover his escape.

Having been very useful and accomplished Robin decided to take a nap in his home while the plucky heroes from the above ground chose to proceed without his insight and knowledge, blindly through the dark.

Day 3

The dutiful and lawful controllers, as appointed by the rightful ruler, lord asmodeous of the great age, have been dispatched below ground to follow a vile criminal. Charged with posting and creating anti-governmental propoganda, of which the sentence is death by soul consumation, the band of investigators started in the town below.

Along the way, they established a base of operations. A small tavern that would allow them easy communication with authoritise above ground, at the same time creating a flow of currency into the reign of the almighty ruler asmodeous, king of all that is righteous.

They visited the local prison by boarding a nearby citizens ship and traveling there. The prison looked normal however the constabulatory were unable to give any vital clues or information concerning their fugitive. They left, and newly in their posession, a cask of the highly regarded prisoners Honey.

The underground city where the criminal has fled to is a confusing and strange city with a very strict and organized guard and justice system. With written documentation the heroes have arrived in the city and meet our faithful and loyal assistant, Robin of Locksely Lawyer and guide extra-ordinaire. He assisted the poor lost heroes to the local constabulatory who was able to help them gain traction and information on the workings of the city as well as where they could find a local printing press that may harbor information on their fugitive.

Day 2

Robin is unaware of the events of these days

Day 1

Robin is unaware of the events of these days


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